The universe has heard your wish. Platypi rain down from the heavens, battering the roof of your home. After mere moments, the roof caves under the pressure, monotremes pouring into your house. You try to escape through a door, window, anything; but your struggle is futile. The platypi surround you and your loved ones. You try to scream, but you have a mouthful of an ‘adorable’ platypus’s tail. An old saying comes to mind- “Be careful what you wish for”. Tears stream down your face as you catch your final glimpse of daylight before being completely buried under the squirming bodies of the platypi. You have them. 40 Platypi and hundreds more. But now… They have you.
Coffee porn. (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)
one time i broke my wrist at school and i was in agony and i was like screaming and i couldnt move it but my head of year wouldnt let me go home because i already ‘had too much time off’
Yet more proof that schools actually value attendance more then health or happiness of pupils.
im glad this has 200 notes it was fucking traumatic
"I Thought This Outfit Was Super Cute Until I Got To School" a five part documentary starring me
i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner
U KNOW HE DEAD
"The only people you can truly be yourself with is family"
rated R? don’t you mean rated Rawr? xD